Commenter on a news article about the Odisha cyclone –
“Will this affect flights out of Bhubaneshwar?”
Because who would expect planes to have any problem taking off from an area hit by 200kmh winds, thunderstorms, and flooded with water? After all, they’re made of metal and they still manage to fly!
This is why people should have to undergo training courses and pass an exam before they’re allowed to have and raise children. So that they don’t inflict such complete mooras on the rest of us.