“Me? Oh, well I …
talk to myself,
make up bad jokes,
run from hornets,
watch people’s lips,
twirl and twirl in the rain,
keep experimenting with masalas to add in chai,
practice arching my left eyebrow,
am trying to perfect a recipe for akoori,
spend hours rambling in search of secondhand books,
like to embarass friends by skipping la-la-la,
can’t help scratching the ears of animals,
stare at clouds till they go away,
bung things into an ove-….
…oh, you mean what do I do for a living?
I have a job.
…no, you first learn how to ask the right questions.